Knowledge Is Power

and I am the Proletariat

Be careful guys!
Police are warning all men who go to frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book
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More Menfolk
Hmm, I don't quite understand, but for some reason, several of the guys I know all seem to be interested in me at once. I don't understand why this kind of things seems to always be all or nothing. Unless it's something in the water and they're all just chasing various women they know in attempt of booty calls? Or maybe I'm putting off some sort of new vibe and it is genuine interest? Or maybe it's just some weird universal law, "when it rains, it pours," that sort of thing. Who knows? But right now, I'm not complaining. I wish someone could explain this to me. Lets just hope it keeps raining, shall we?

M E and the Sunshine Band
I've heard several times that my 5 year old nephew Ben makes interesting observations about me sometimes when I'm not around. For some reason, he is convinced that I'm a teenager and then proceeds to give explanations why. I guess a few days ago he again said "Aunt Maggie is a teenager." My mom then said "Why do you say that Ben?" To which he said, "Because she wears disco clothes." I think that one is my favorite so far. I wonder what he'll come up with next? Well, I better go put on my Saturday Night Fever album and shake it.
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Even though Oprah said it, this is great advice for us spinster ladies:
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later. You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are... even if he has more education or in a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you. All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending... compromise is two way street.
You need time to heal between relationships... there is nothing cute about baggage. Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you... a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals... look for someone complimentary...not supplementary.
Dating is fun... even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right. Make him miss you sometimes... when a man always know where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.
Never move into his mother's house. Never co-sign for a man.
Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others.
Share this with other women. You'll make someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another woman
prepare, and be aware.

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I am a paper dolls!
Find your own pose!


Still alive...sort of
Well, I haven't posted for a few weeks actually. Been a combo of being really busy and not having anything amusing to share. This weekend, went to another Pub Crawl, but was being antisocial because I basically just stood there and talked to Mark the entire time. Also, when the group went to Rosie's, Mark and I decided it was too loud and went back to Lou's to hang out with Bryant and a friend of his. It was a decent night. There was a cute dog just roaming around, with one of those little flashing red "raver" lights on her collar and she would hang out in the doorway of Lou's and come inside for rounds of petting. My sleep schedule is a bit askew, since a few of us went to Martin's afterward and stayed up until 6, talking about random stuff. Yesterday was just hanging around with Guy. I felt bad because my lack of sleep the night before caused much of the afternoon to be spent with me sleeping on the couch while Guy watched a bunch of "Three's Company" reruns. He was a good sport. So, as you can see, my life has been pretty exciting, lol.

Serious Typo
I just got a note from Dev a little while ago which said "Thanks for making out last night." Well, I was a little confused at first and wondered if I am in the beginning stages of Alhzeimer's and don't remember doing such a thing, or if one of my multiple personalities took over, causing my regular one to become dormant and not know what the heck was going on last night. Then I realized, "Oh, he must have meant to say making IT out last night." That's quite a typo to make. I wrote him back and asked if he, in fact, meant to have an "it" in there, or if I drank so much that I blacked out during parts of the evening? I do remember him saying that Irene's boobs were their own entity, so it must've been a typo after all. I'm curious as to what his response will be.

Funny exchange of last night
Guy - "I have something to give you upstairs that I think you'll enjoy."
Me - "Upstairs? You don't have it with you right here?"
him - "Nope."
Me - "Oh, then I guess it's not what I thought it was."
Yep, I know my jokes are so funny, aren't they?

I also learned that people from Isreal don't have middle names. Who knew? And I guess Guy is a really common name back there too. I'm learning all kind of fun facts about the world. Just call me James Bond.
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You Are Corona

You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!

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The new Vons supermarket near Areo on the 5 in San Diego has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air
is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more!!!!


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